Wednesday, December 28, 2005

lasso powers

And maybe it's just me, but when a sexy woman in trampy hot pants and a halter top ties me up, I'm done playing games. When we were sharing drinks earlier, I told her I was captain of the olympic diving team and that I won a Nobel prize in Penis, but now... it's time for blunt, sexy, dirty talking honesty. If that kind of situation can't drag unmitigated truth out of you, nothing ever will, double-o-seven. I wouldn't lie to Wonder Woman, the only thing the lasso would do to me is get me uninhibited enough to go through with my idea to sing Barry White at her.


Blogger Syd Bernstein said...

When you started this site, I was wondering how much content I could go through before linking to Seanbaby. Of course, in a more perfect world, the whole Internet would just be a collection of links to works by Sean "Baby" Reiley and/or Erik "erik" Wolpaw, maybe with a few Lore Fitzgerald Sjoberg pieces, but I knew that if I succumbed to the temptation of linking to and quoting from Seanbaby, especially in a blog dedicated to something that he has written so extensively about, I would never be able to stop myself. I never thought that you would beat me to it.

"I don't just love her because she's beautiful. I love her because she can catch a bomb out of the air and throw it back."


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